We return to find Heath Slay-ay-ay-ay-ater in the ring and he’s facing Doink. Yes, DOINK THE GODDAMN CLOWN. Heath beats his ass and wins it. But then, it’s not over! No no! Diamond Dallas Page ambles out, hits the
RKO Diamond Cutter and kills Heath Slater.
Now we get to find out that WWE is re-issuing “No Holds Barred” on DVD and Blu Ray. It’s digitally remastered you guys! Like the Star Wars movies that George Lucas did. Only instead of revering the movie as a cult classic, we’re going to make fun of it instead. Ha ha! Silly Hulk Hogan being Hulk Hogan.