Bartender Isaac. Not an asshole.
I am not in an area directly affected by Hurricane Asshole Isaac, let me make that clear up front. I feel sorry for those who are directly affected and don’t mean to make light of their troubles.
Hurricane Isaac, even looks like an impacted asshole.
That said, however, this hurricane shit has to go. We’re on the fringe areas of the hurricane and the weather has been goddamned miserable. Humidity to the point you have to swim out to the mailbox, downpours that last between 5 minutes and all-f*cking-day, and the heat. It’s pushing heat on us like we’re being slow roasted alive.
I mean, seriously. These things have got to stop. It’s awful for Louisiana, who apparently insulted God one time way back when, and now gets a nature enema every year or so. So that’s one very good reason to end this shit. Seriously, if God is smiting them, I think they got the point. I’m pretty sure you’re more than even with them for whatever they’ve done to piss you off.
For those of us just enduring the hell-like sauna caused by the hurricanes, I can only say “Yeah? Well F*ck you too!” I’ve had enough. We need weather that makes human life possible and even maybe a little bit enjoyable. This horseshit is, well horseshit.
If science can create an adult diaper that doesn’t bind, leak or feel like a diaper, then they should be able to do something about our weather too. And I demand we start putting effort into eradicating hurricanes. NOW. Like, right now.
