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So, I’m SUPER RACIST Now.

This morning, as I was Twittering about the Twitterverse, a blogger that I follow and actually enjoy reading his articles on the WWE made a comment that I responded to:

I don't want to alarm anyone, but I'm worried that Jeremy Lin might be Fire Nation.
 So, Im SUPER RACIST Now.
@MrBrandonStroud
Brandon Stroud

Now I’m not one to tolerate shitty movies made by shitty people so when I recognized the Avatar: The Last Airbender reference, I replied (humorously I thought) with:

@ Avatar references are great, as long as they're animated series references, not M. Night Shamalamadingdong references
belly2 normal So, Im SUPER RACIST Now.
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Apparently that’s racist while referring to an Asian basketball player as part of a mythical tribe of Fire wizards is not.  I still don’t see the racism, but Mr. Stroud did.

@ spelling that guy's name like that is tired and super racist, btw
 So, Im SUPER RACIST Now.
@MrBrandonStroud
Brandon Stroud

See?  Tired and Super Racist.  This man is not only a blogger, but he’s an enlightened man who knows racism the moment he imagines it.  Am I the only person who actually listened to any 50′s and 60′s Rock N Roll music in my life?  Rama Lama Ding Dong never was and can never be a racial slur.  It was in a freakin’ stupid song.  Here, listen for yourself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR4hHY545iM

I defy you to find anything racist about that song.  Making fun of someone’s name is simply that.  It’s not hertiage based, I honestly couldn’t tell you where the bastard who ruins potentially good movies is from, I thought he was American born of Middle Eastern descent, but in looking it up I’ve found that he’s actually Indian.  And a Hindu and probably a really decent person in his own right.

He’s just a terrible director.  So, Mr. Stroud, if my making fun of his name labels me culturally stupid or racist in your mind, maybe you just need to relax a little bit and quit championing causes that don’t need champions.  I didn’t say anything of the man’s heritage, upbringing, culture or color.  I made fun of his name.  Stroud doesn’t lend itself to too many little plays on words, so I can’t play with yours, but mine?  Mothershead.  Grow up with that name and see how many different variations of Mother Fucker you come across in 37 years.

And nobody was being racist.  Nor were they being culturally stupid as you so eloquently put it.  They were picking on my name being stupid sounding, period.  I’ll leave it up to my comment section to let me know if seeing “M Night Shamalamadingdong” seems raycess to them.

 

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  • Sonja Rois

    You’re just making friends where ever you go.  First cashiers, now bloggers.  I think you should piss off old ppl next.  Just for the hell of it. 

    As far as Shamalamadingdongs name, That’s what I call him.  And I picked it up from a friend.  So you’re not the only one.  I knew he was/is Indian, but frankly, I could care less.  His name is funny sounding and not exactly easy to say.  You know what, I’m sure he’s heard plays on his name and I’m sure he’s even laughed at some of them.  Maybe ppl should be more concerned about having a sense of humor instead of jumping to the defense of someone they probably don’t even know.  I’m sure Shamalamalone isn’t sending this guy flowers and thanking him for the back up.

  • http://www.bellybillboard.com Gutmeister

    Old people don’t read the internet. They’re afraid it’s going to steal their spleens or something. Can’t trust technology. Now, if I could get CBS to make a show out of my site, then I might have a chance at reaching them.

    Thanks for the support!

  • Steerepike

    Stroud is just a little too culturally sensitive.  I don’t get it, but whatever.  I like his article every week, but I think it’s swollen his head since it started growing in popularity.  Very few people disagree with him… ever, and it drives him crazy when they do.

  • http://www.bellybillboard.com Gutmeister

    Thanks for the thoughts. That may indeed be the case. He’s still a good guy, don’t get me wrong, but eeesh. Y’know?