That’s right, I’m on Fiverr!  Whoopty doo, you might be saying, what’s fiverr?

Well, Fiverr is a brand new web site where creative and productive types can go, and list a product or service they’re willing to perform for just $5, thus, Fiverr.  You can read more about them here.  I’m talking about my “gig” as they call it, over at Fiverr.com  That link is available right here:  Belly Billboard on Fiverr.

It’s free to sign up, free to post gigs and you get paid.  It’s pretty simple.  So how did I come up with the idea to offer my belly out as a signboard for anyone and everyone?  That’s pretty simple too, it literally isn’t earning its own keep anymore.  Have you seen this thing?  It’s massive, it’s hairy, and frankly, it’s about time it earns a living.

No, seriously, I saw that other people throughout the years have offered their bodies up as advertising boards for corporations, and thought “Hey, I can do that!”.  However, I refuse to tattoo your name, logo, message, etc., permanently for any amount of money.  Well, maybe a certain amount of money could convince me, but it would be a lot!

So, my wife and I decided the best thing I could do is let her scrawl your messages across my gut with her lipstick, which she has since replaced and hidden from me, and allow you to have fun at my expense.  It’s all in fun, and I’m hoping to help bring a few smiles to everyone that receives an authentic Belly Billboard photo.