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Reflections on Belly Billboard

belly2 300x225 Reflections on Belly Billboard

Sorry ladies, I'm spoken for.

You know, when I started this blog and the idea to sell message space on my gut over at Fiverr.com I really had very little hope that it would become much of a thing.  I mean, it’s funny to people to see a big fat hairy gut with lipstick scrawled across it and then even funnier when you share it with the world.  I get it.  I just never thought it would turn into such a big thing for me.

In the short time I’ve been doing this, right around 8 months I believe, I’ve fulfilled almost 2 dozen orders for Belly Billboard messages and each one is always fun to do.  My wife gets a huge kick out of scribbling on me with hooker lipstick, and even more fun watching me try to scrub it off through all the hair in my man-pelt.  I use a scotchbrite scrubber and liquid soap, in case you were wondering.  I all but remove the top layer of my epidermis for you people.  I am that dedicated to your enjoyment.

Anyhow, I just wanted to use this post to say thanks.  And for everyone who’s coming by regular to read my inane writing, I really appreciate you doing that.  I never thought anyone would be interested in much of what goes on inside my brain.  I thank you.

See me on Fiverr

That’s right, I’m on Fiverr!  Whoopty doo, you might be saying, what’s fiverr?

Well, Fiverr is a brand new web site where creative and productive types can go, and list a product or service they’re willing to perform for just $5, thus, Fiverr.  You can read more about them here.  I’m talking about my “gig” as they call it, over at Fiverr.com  That link is available right here:  Belly Billboard on Fiverr.

It’s free to sign up, free to post gigs and you get paid.  It’s pretty simple.  So how did I come up with the idea to offer my belly out as a signboard for anyone and everyone?  That’s pretty simple too, it literally isn’t earning its own keep anymore.  Have you seen this thing?  It’s massive, it’s hairy, and frankly, it’s about time it earns a living.

No, seriously, I saw that other people throughout the years have offered their bodies up as advertising boards for corporations, and thought “Hey, I can do that!”.  However, I refuse to tattoo your name, logo, message, etc., permanently for any amount of money.  Well, maybe a certain amount of money could convince me, but it would be a lot!

So, my wife and I decided the best thing I could do is let her scrawl your messages across my gut with her lipstick, which she has since replaced and hidden from me, and allow you to have fun at my expense.  It’s all in fun, and I’m hoping to help bring a few smiles to everyone that receives an authentic Belly Billboard photo.