Sorry ladies, I'm spoken for.
You know, when I started this blog and the idea to sell message space on my gut over at Fiverr.com I really had very little hope that it would become much of a thing. I mean, it’s funny to people to see a big fat hairy gut with lipstick scrawled across it and then even funnier when you share it with the world. I get it. I just never thought it would turn into such a big thing for me.
In the short time I’ve been doing this, right around 8 months I believe, I’ve fulfilled almost 2 dozen orders for Belly Billboard messages and each one is always fun to do. My wife gets a huge kick out of scribbling on me with hooker lipstick, and even more fun watching me try to scrub it off through all the hair in my man-pelt. I use a scotchbrite scrubber and liquid soap, in case you were wondering. I all but remove the top layer of my epidermis for you people. I am that dedicated to your enjoyment.
Anyhow, I just wanted to use this post to say thanks. And for everyone who’s coming by regular to read my inane writing, I really appreciate you doing that. I never thought anyone would be interested in much of what goes on inside my brain. I thank you.
