Well it’s finally Friday and that means only a handful of hours until I can call it a week. This weekend promises to be much more exciting than my previous weekends, as it’s my son’s 9th birthday. And to celebrate, we’re heading to Frankie’s Fun Park! Don’t know what Frankie’s Fun Park is? Imagine a Dave & Busters arcade center, only without the alcohol to keep you sane.
I’ll have the pleasure of wading through an ocean of children that have no manners as we chase our kids throughout the complex, insuring that nobody snatches them up. I highly doubt that anyone would want these kids for too long anyways, but the wife says I have to keep an eye on them just the same.
As a bonus, we’re going to Fuddrucker’s afterwards. The home of the gargantuan hamburger. Frankly, I only enjoy the place because one of the boys inevitably calls it Rudd F*ckers and gets the evil eye from their mother. That’s what makes it all worth while to me. A child saying F*cker. Yeah, I’m about as mature as a 7 year old apparently.
Anyhow, enjoy your weekend, afterall you only have 15 more shopping days until Christmas! Or, 16 more shopping days until Boxing Day. I’ll be self-medicating with a case of Miller Lite.
