RAW happened last night. Whoopty shit. There wasn’t much to say for this one I’m afraid. I also fear we’re going to be forced to watch some kind of chess championship at Wrestlemania, or perhaps a Tweet-Off stomp the yard-style, between Big Johnny and Teddy Long.
For the record, I like both characters, I think they do exactly what they’re supposed to do and they do it well. I don’t, however, believe that we need a GM vs. GM Easy Bake Oven Dance Off at Wrestlemania. Hopefully they flush this turd before it wastes part of the PPV event in April.
That said, last night’s RAW was just chock full of…promos. Yeah, we got footage about everything, and very little of substance actually came to pass. I guess they’re trying to save the “good stuff” for another night.
Besides, they were in Oregon and those people don’t have much else to recommend them, so I suppose seeing big muscled up guys talk and act on the jumbo-tron was still a pretty good night out. It had to be better than watching the cat lick it’s balls while you listened to the weather report on your old transistor radio.
But I digress. Let’s get into it. RAW – A Night of Promos.
If you want to turn it into a drinking game, everytime there’s a vignette or promo mentioned, drink a beer.


