Now that we’ve all seen the draft picks nobody had any questions about occurring, let’s move forward, shall we? We shall…
The Number Three Pick: The Cleveland Browns chose Trent Richardson, running back, from Alabama. Mayock about ejaculated in his pants when this was announced. He was right, dammit. He is the oracle.
The Number Four Pick: Minnesota chose Matt Kalil, offensive tackle from USC. Good pick, but not a sexy one, though rest assured, Mayock needed a cigarette afterwards.
The Number Five Pick: The Jaguars traded up to pick Justin Blackmon, Wide Receiver from Oklahoma State. Mayock approved but pointed out that he one time fumbled in a college game. So, there’s definitely “work to be done”. I hate Mayock so much.
The Number Six Pick: The Cowboys trade up to select Morris Claiborne from LSU to fill a gap at cornerback. Pure unadulterated Mayock self-fellating at this point. Even if the “kid” has a tendancy to go over the top on a receiver. What the? Does that even mean anything?
The Number Seven Pick: The Buccaneers managed to select Mark Barron, Safety, from Alabama. Solid pick, the dude is good. Mayock was shocked! He had someone else totally selected to go there. ZOMG! It’s draft insanity!
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