The 2012 NFL Draft Aired Last Night

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Sure Mayock, you spilled your coffee.

The Number Twenty Three Pick:   The Lions chose Riley Reiff, tackle , from Iowa.  Mayock “GOOD PICK!!! ZOMG! TOTALLY GOOD PICK.”  This pick was announced by Calvin Johnson, former draft pick and Madden NFL 2012 cover girl.

 The Number Twenty Four Pick:  The Steelers picked David Decastro, guard out of Stanford. Mayock approves, this is a Steelers player guys. Because the Steelers chose him? Shut up already.

The Number Twenty Five Pick:  Had the Patriots moving up once again to select Dont’A Hightower, linebacker out of Alabama. Dont’A?? I’m struggling here guys, give me a minute. Nearly everyone who said his name said it differently. It was “Dontay, Don Tah, Don Tuh, Dunta, and somehow Fred”

 The Number Twenty Six Pick:  The Texans selected Whitney Mercilus, defensive end from Illinois. Holy shit is that a football name or what? Mercilus!!!!!!

The Number Twenty Seven Pick:  The Bengals chose Kevin Zeitler, guard, from Wisconsin. Mayock mentioned his plug n play-ness again and again and again and again.

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