Did you know there's writing on that tank top? I just figured out it.
Do you work for a living? Sure you do, unless you’re one of those assholes who lives with his or her parents, sponging off of them like some kind of parasite. And it’s hard having to earn enough money for your alcohol and drugs AND feed your family. Believe me, I feel your pain.
If you’re wondering why I haven’t been updating the site more, it’s because I’m goddamned busy for the first time all year. Being your own boss has certain advantages, like Pantsless Tuesdays, but it also has certain disadvantages, like having to work even when you’d rather be writing to a bunch of people on the internet.
I would be so much better suited to a life of leisure and luxury. If only I could find a woman who had humongous bank accounts instead of humongous melons. When the wife reads that, I’ll be in pain, but it’s worth it.
So I apologize for the lax attitude I’ve had lately towards the site and its updates, and as soon as things calm down I’ll be back to a daily update about something ridiculous. For now, you’ll just have to bear with me while I make enough money to buy enough seed to plant the lower 40.
