From here, we get a RAW Promo and a threat that a permanent Three-Hour Raw Format is coming in July. Hide yo’ kids, hide yo’ wife! And to celebrate the 1,000th episode they’re bringing back past superstars such as DX! And, well, that’s all they mentioned.
Now we’re treated to a Ryback match. 2 on 1 handicap match against local crackheads I guess. These guys aren’t dead presidents, they’re Dan Delaney and Rob Grymes. So sad, I thought maybe we could go through all 43 presidents before it was said and done. I was really hoping to see Ronald Reagan and Richard Nixon team up against Ryback, the dead president killer.
Anyhow, it’s what you expect. Ryback flat freakin’ kills them and demands to be fed more. I say feed him. Let’s start with Santino, Ricardo, Hornswoggle and Zack Ryder. Curt Hawkins, JTG, Yoshi Tatsu, and pretty much any of the guys they have on Superstars. Eeeesh.
They start running a promo package for what I thought was their B.A. Star program, but no, it’s a throwback 80′s style promo for SummerSlam in L.A.! I might be sick.