And lucky for us, our PPV experience comes to grinding halt while Triple H muscle walks his way to the ring in a suit that can’t possibly be his, and he talks to Brock by talking to us.
Long story short: Triple H wants to forget the lawyers and have a fight at Summer Slam to settle their problems. Because that’s how executives of multi-million dollar companies resolve contract disputes I guess.
Thankfully it was only 5 minutes of our night, but still, save that shit for RAW wouldja? I didn’t PAY to hear you blather on about this business.
And backstage we find AJ talking to Daniel Bryan. She says she’s not trying to distract him but she still loves him. Even though she doesn’t expect him to reciprocate her unrequitted love. Gives him a kiss for good luck and vanishes. He goes back to shadow boxing for some reason. At least he wasn’t staring wistfully off camera for ten minutes.