WWE No Way Out Regurgitation – Night of Diminishing Returns

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If it's wrong that this turns me on, I don't want to be right.

And we get a Divas championship match!  Look, I know they treat the Divas like some kind of pee break event, but these ladies can go when they’re given a few minutes of time to do so.  Layla and Beth are two of the best we have and both know how to work a ring.

Layla manages the pinfall with a neckbreaker but that’s not important because backstage….

AJ’s creeping on Kane.  She gives him a good luck kiss on the cheek, then tries to remove his tonsils via mouth-to-mouth face surgery.  It’s disgusting in ways you can’t even begin to imagine.  Jeeeeeeeeeezus, crazy is one thing, but this?

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If only we could kill the mood lighting. I can't shake the feeling that these guys are going to wind up sexing before the match is through.

And back out in the arena, Hunico is being driven to the ring on Camacho’s 23k gold Huffy bike.  He’ll be facing Sin Cara Red.  And you know what?  The crowd needs to shut the hell up and let this man do his thing.  He’s one of the more energetic and exciting performers we have and the crowd is killing him off by ignoring him.

It’s a good match, a short match, but a good match.  Sin Cara gets the win, and we forget all about it so we can run video packages of the build up to the WWE Championship Match.