This kind of shit caters to a very specific and disturbing sexual fetish
My thoughts on this match/feud/clusterf*ck: Kane is an unnecessary part of this equation. I can only imagine he’s in here to keep us from getting tired of Punk vs. Bryan. He adds nothing to the equation, and should really only be used to build younger talent. Neither of these guys need Kane to put them over. They’re already where they belong.
Further, the whole AJ is a Crazy Chick angle. That seems more for Kane’s benefit than anyone else. What a waste of time. Plus, she looks like she’s 14, and that makes it extra creepy in my mind.
Also, why the hell is this not your main event? It’s your title match, the reason guys wrestle in the first place. You know, to become WWE Champion? Nope, Big Show/Cena is more important some how.
Anyhow, the match starts up and Punk and Bryan spend an hour kicking the shit out of Kane. Then they fight each other for a bit. Kane gets back in and starts monstering the hell out of them. And it’s really a good match to be honest. Kane’s about to get the win, and AJ appears on the ring apron out of nowhere.
Punk shoves Kane into her, knocking her off the ring apron. This of course has Kane (the heartless monster) worried sick, and distracts him long enough for Punk to hit the GTS and get the win. So Kane leaves the ring to carry her backstage. Punk gets the win and AJ smiles conspiratorially over Kane’s shoulder. It’s a setup you guys! It was all a setup!
ZOMG! Crazy chick gone crazy! Blech.
